Originally published in 2019 by the enigmatic Reverend Rankin File who presides over his flock at The First Church of the Progressive, a self-described “safe space for socialists, communists, and other believers in Marxist fairy tales that have failed all over the globe for over a century.”
The Progressive Bible aims to give spiritual guidance to the spiritually bankrupt, while serving as a moral compass to those who celebrate assassination and infanticide.
Unearthed in the summer of 2026 from an empty 30 piece Popeye’s bucket in an unused 7th bedroom in Reverend File’s 4th home were a series of clay tablets comprising an Apocrypha of sorts that can be viewed as a divinely inspired addendum to 2019’s Progressive Bible. Both can be downloaded via the link below:
Let Us Reason Together 